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Better idea: High-treason is already a capitol offense. Corruption of public office is high-treason, so vigorously prosecute it.

You know those studies that show that men of all ages prefer women around 19-22ish and women prefer men closer to their own age? I look at her and I ask you men, her? Really?

Somehow though, leveling isn’t the tedious part in FF14. For me this would be paying to skip the annoying un-skippable story quests to unlock content. In FF14, there are so many quests that only involve going to different towns and talking to people that you can easily go an hour without actually involving gameplay.

A foreign power influenced America’s election? I’m sure that they’ll be getting condolence cards in the mail any day now from Chile, Argentina, Italy, Yugoslavia, Greece, Syria, Congo...

I was less confident the studio was going to buy in on Baby Groot than I was they were going to buy in on Ego the Living Planet.

So it’s the color of kale infused liquidy diarrhea? Yeah, that sounds like 2016.

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Another Spider-Man movie coming next year too. Can’t wait.

“Are there demonic forces in the world that manipulate us into doing things that are not in our best interests or into accepting conditions that are not in our best interests? The human mind is pretty intriguing, why we do some of the things we do.”

I just finished his memoir over the weekend. It was amazing.

I’m sitting on about three boxes worth of scythers on Pokemon Y right now to give out for Christmas. I would hatch more but Sun/Moon wonder trade doesn’t cross over with X/Y and scyther isn’t in Sun/Moon even though he’s the best pokemon ever.

Everything I know about St. Louis, I’ve learned from a series of smutty supernatural romance novels.

So, they took a historical landmark designed by one of the greatest thinkers of the last century, that had a major impact on how many people view their place on this planet flying through the cosmos, and changed it so it sort of resembled a planet destroying super weapon from a movie, and now you want them to change

Yeah, it’s stupid, but my reaction to the ending was visceral none the less.

LOL! School Days

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Willstrop’s mighty scream was a bit off.

Brexit

To be so lucky as to have an existential crisis of that magnitude be that brief.

It was a TST meeting and it was a creepy sausage party.