You seem nice, GameStop clerk, but I’m too old to pretend I’m even considering pre-ordering games from you. Just sell me my thing and let me leave.

As a hard rule, I actively try to repress all memories from the era of the 2nd Bush’s Presidency. I highly recommend it.

In Star Wars: The Old Republic, you get to adventure around Alderaan, and the entire time I’m doing side quests, all I can think about how none of this matters because the whole planet is going to get blown up in 3,500 years.

Mine was only a $25 copay. Best money I ever spent.

These were my frustrations and I have an explanation as to why I think it went wrong. The original Mass Effect was not a AAA title. It only had a budget of $2.7M. Bioshock, by comparison, came out the same year and had a budget of $15M. If you look up the concept art for Mass Effect, you can see that there’s really…

I don’t really see this as a security issue. I mean if someone wants to watch porn on their fridge, what’s the problem with that?

tl;dr Here’s a chart:

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Rick & Morty. It’s absolutely bonkers.

“My classic line is, ‘It’s not your fault you’re like this, but it is your responsibility at 45 or 50, to learn how to undo this,’”

Lying to yourself and lying to others are two different skills.

I hate those fucking bears too. I had an ex that got a ring tangled in my ass hair once; we had to cut it out with scissors. It’s too real for me.

That is some very human music in that video.

“The ultimate goal of that movement is to drive the nation into a wasteland of sexual anarchy that consumes all moral values.”

5. nuclear plants produce radioactive waste.

I’m bemoaning “liberal Catholics” that insist that they’re not like other Catholics then recite The Creed affirming that they are in fact like all other Catholics that believe in only One Church and only One Baptism and everyone else can literally go to Hell.

I confess one Baptism for the forgiveness of sins

Americans have Freedom from Learning; It’s in the The Constitution. You can’t expect them to put effort into things.

I tried it, but it’s not working on my MacBook Pro for some reason.