Rio Olympics logo: six interlocked ring(worm)s

Rio Olympics motto:

Yep. I should’ve learned a trade. But I was always told college was the way you had to go to succeed, and so I never considered otherwise despite having an aptitude for a few different trades. As much as I loved my school and enjoyed going, I feel like I was sold a big ol’ bucket o’ lies.

The only thing I really regret in life is going to college. I could have become a drywaller after high school and been better off than I am now.

Very true. My wife and I are both indentured servants to Sallie Mae.

I hope so. I could’ve sworn that debtors’ prison was declared unconstitutional at some point.

Right? If this guy can be arrested over $1500, I better keep an eye out for roaming firing squads.

$1500?

The comment history for this one indicates trollery. I say dismiss and ignore. (Also, I agree with you.)

A+++ trolling, Mary Lou Marzian. I like your style.

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.

I’ve been looking forward to this movie for ages. Cannot wait!

How about because the movie looks like it might be fun?

How about: idiot, asshat, clownboy with serious issues who needs to go the fuck away? This dude needs professional help.

“If its yellow let it mellow...”

There are a lot of things I wish I could say in my job but I don’t because my opinion doesn’t really matter. I provide the services they need to the best of my ability without judgement. Because that is what public service is. If you think your beliefs should bleed into your work, go get a job at a church or STFU!

I gather that quite a few people don’t flush every single time they pee. It’s not strictly necessary unless it’s smelly, and it *does* result in less water usage.

I particularly like:

I prefer to find out about pregnancy the old fashioned way, in the middle of excruciating labor in a deserted alley way, as punishment for my sins of the flesh.

Wait, so did she know yet? Also, as a newly pregnant, WTF does being stuffed crust pizza do to one’s heartbeat?!