okay Beyonce was amazing... but can we talk about Lady Gaga for a second? our national anthem is known among singers for being a bitch and a half, and girl NAILED it without breaking a sweat. I was seriously impressed.

The umbrellas are it look like a low rate Olympic Opening ceremony.

I cannot even count how many Superbowl Half Time shows I have seen, upwards of 35 and this is bar none the worst ever. Not Beyonce, not Bruno Mars, not Coldplay, it was the melding of all of them. It was lackluster, stupid and desperate.

I used to be a debater. I can see that he is very good. The winning debater is not the one who makes the best arguments, it’s the one who can read the judge(s) and make the argument that will most appeal to him or her. I used to be an OK debater, but I got really good once I learned this. I stopped trying to make the…

What an asswipe. Even the most staunchly pro-life people I know would never talk to or about someone that way. Fucking monster.

Panton told Jezebel in an emailed statement. “Ted and I had many mutual friends who would usually stop by to watch movies, play video games, or even engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life.”

when Jezebel received this anonymous tip detailing an absurd sexual rumor

You’re a dipshit. It’s just sad. That’s all.

Obvious troll is obvious.

“That charge was for a business meeting to discuss the budget on June 30 when the budget was approved July 1 and it was a very legitimate purchase,” Buchanan said.

I’m not a reporter at all but I have to say that I love it when I’m EXACTLY the bitch that idiot politicians thought I was going to be ha ha.

The lovely and talented Mrs. Buchanan is all over WSMV’s FB page calling commenters “IDOITS.”

<Me rn.

Made it through an entire three lines! Woooo what’s my prize?! Is it never having to do it again? Pretty please????

I’m a litigator. Sometimes I’ll do oral argument before the Court and think, “shit, that felt like rambling. I bet I sounded so dumb. I must do better next time.” And then I get the transcript back and I’ve spoken eloquently throughout it. Comparatively, I imagine Palin is like “nailed it” after a speech and then…

Just go for it, honestly. eBooks have completely changed the game for getting published.

I am also a former law school classmate. Team Craig all the way.

He was a partner in the Houston office of my law firm prior to running for Congress. Despite being largely conservative and Republican, everyone in the office (and the firm, generally) loathed him, so much so that to this day, no one wants to use his former office. It’s considered tainted.

Ted Cruz is that one guy on a night out who refused to get the bus with everyone else, and you’re stuck waiting around for him at the pub before the club for so long that you fuck off to the club (you call/text him and he doesn’t call back), only to get continuous texts with variations of “Where r u?” that you don’t…

ARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH