It’sactually a pretty common question.

Yeah, in the south it’s rare to have Pepsi show up to the party. Atlanta being Delta and Coca Cola central and all.

Hmm, learn something new everyday. I just assumed the “Mother of All Fuck Ups” involved a Kardashian.

The only thing I find redeeming about Olive Garden is the fonduta. Mozzarella,provolone and romano. Good shit.

Don’t pay the pollster because the turd couldn’t be polished into a serviceable or electable Repukelican. Everybody knows if a pollster can’t produce a shiny politician from a corn laden butt nugget NOBODY can. Its why you hire a pollster to begin with.

Ok, let’s help you with this complicated concept.

The “Standard” is tip for SERVICE with the % being a baseline for the least amount of service.

There is always a register. It may not be a formal checkout though. Every befucked time my family drags me to Olive Garden in my podunk hometown I end up seated next to a server station. There are always a handful of douche-frigates who can’t wait the extra .98765555456 seconds for their waiter to make the “can I…

Please go fuck yourself with a rusty medieval mace for even thinking this statement:

Damn gay marriage, this is obviously the homosexual deviants and their bitchery at work...or something. I dunno, I’m all upset because the Pope hates us again and deemed us lesser this week. Maybe next month he’ll be off the pontifical rag and love thy homos again. It’s all such a roller coaster man. *Sniffle* I AM A…

Chicks doing dude things. Generally sports like baseball and football. Men often, but not always are the cheerleaders and the ACTUAL “stars” of these events. They have ridiculous drag outfits and prance about pretending to be female.

Ditto. They make zero sense and have even less appeal. Never got it...still don't.

SSDD.

I don’t know if he needs Jesus, but he damn sure needs antipsychotics and to be kept away from sharp pointy things, guns and shoe laces.

The desire to write a piece and the ability to write an effective piece are in no way similar.

See, you hit the entire issue right on the head with “Kids are interesting little people.”

Why do they want shit donations? That seems unsanitary.

Gaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!!

I don’t give a fuck about the paper.