Can’t hurt. Plus the mind has some very real mojo we haven’t come close to quantifying. Prayer, or the belief that prayer works at least, could be helpful.

This guy...I like this guy.

Where are you getting your information from exactly? Rings of little to no truth based on the military and fed workers I’m surrounded by.

Pretty sure my wife would lose her security clearance and with it her job as a Fed contractor she were found on the AM roster.

Sorry, love to help but we don’t eat turds. Not with ketchup. Not with BBQ sauce or even Siracha. Not even crunchy ones who sell monogrammed thermoses.

Add the /sarc in an edit. People want to believe the worst sometimes and you’re falling into their trap.

We left 15 minutes in. No refund, just got the hell out. Thanks for confirming that was the right call. :)

I’m more worried the original birthday dickbag is going to recognize himself and harass the barista over it. The guy is obviously not wired right and has entitlement issues.

I find it hard to believe this A-hole class douchenought is the only guy pulling this scam.

The first mate he got drunk
And broke in the Cap’n’s trunk...

Well bitch I ordered a drink not an expirience.

I find tipping the person for the extra bullshit and being patient and grateful they take the time to deal with it tends to make it less of a miserable chore.

Oh and teenage dumbfuckery is more often pointed at and inflicted upon others.

No. I’m very A type (according to the throngs of therapists who saw me through my teens and early twenties). I firmly believe everyone, including me, is a fucking idiot. It’s a matter of degrees and frequency really.

Yes,very good. Maybe read the story though? Get some details solve your own mysteries.

Vlad the Impaler: The Retail CSR Chronicles

Crotch.

I know right?

I wasn’t aware death for kith, kin and country was something men wanted an exclusive on.

Nah. Sex is important. I don’t understand why people pretend it’s not.