It is amazing. Most of us however end up hauling ass because the yankee states love to send their bat shit crazy population here.

Fuck. That. Bitch. Not enough bad shit can happen to someone like that. "Tom" is hopefully with someone who isn't a raging thunder twat.

Oh...shit. That's fucked up.

Team Greenpig FTW.

The laws of kosher require that in addition to not eating them together, we wait a specified period of time between eating meat and eating dairy.

"Trial By Mayonnaise" sounds like a gay porn title. Heh. Gross.

Does that pair well with ham chops?

Women can be the same way if they carry extra weight. They are so busy hiding its no fun to play with them. Which I'm sure doesn't help the situation much either.

God is a size queen?! I knew it

Yeah, thats not the same as shaming a guy or deeming him a lesser man.

Ya know, my whorish heterosexual female friends rarely complain about their lesser endowed playmates.

That...that uhm...you know that's a damn good way to handle the tiny pecker reveal.

Careful there. There are some militant feminazi lesbians who will not appreciate a request to help Team XY with...well with anything frankly.

I don't get it. I'd rather adopt frankly. My partner and I have kind of settled on her carrying my egg but it's because adoption can be an absolute misery for gays in 'Murica still. Especially here in Florida. Additionally I had a rough childhood that resulted in me trying to kill myself every 20 minutes…

it doesn't matter how intelligent you are if you're drowning in desperation.

Don't feel bad, you did the right thing.

When my Mom was using the bathroom would be locked up with her in it for hours at a time. Gastric issues coupled with a relatively private space to shoot up make the bathroom a home base of sorts for addicts.

OH MAH GAWD!! HOW DARE YOU USE THE OVERWHELMING MAJORITY AS A GENERIC HEADLINE! !!

Who gives a fuck? It wasn't exclusive to team homo either.

Eh, shit happens. Some of us take longer to grow the fuck up.