Comic Sans is never acceptable under any circumstances.

I don't get the BFD. I have friends who go out to a shi shi foo foo ladee fuckin' dah restaurant where they pay around $20 for appetizers, $40 for an entrée $10 more for a dessert that's all chased down by an $80 bottle of wine and $25 for a tip.

Nope, you're fine. Garbage isn't worthy of sympathy.

They shoved their kid in front of a bus. Zero sympathy. I'm not a psychopath by any definition, I've been tested because I went through enough as a kid to warrant it.

Find somebody who gives a fuck. They may as well have shoved the kid in front of that truck. I don't have much sympathy for anybody but the poor bastard driving that truck.

How did you read his mind or his route? Or do you not realize that there are exits on the left? It's not easy to haul ass across 3 lanes of traffic in a semi ya know.

No, that's been ongoing. They were run out of school and bullied.

STFU Cartman.

Stay tuned for "My Mommy is a drugged up fuck knuckle who warped my fragile little mind defense".

God doesn't consider women people though...

To be fair some of us can be a smidge over the top. Think "War Machine" and is alpha male bullshit. Its not JUST a gay thing.

To add a spin to that : As a "gay lesbian" I call my partners family my "Out"laws (ba dum tsssh). I'm crazy in love with 'em. Love them as much as my own genetic family, a girl can't want for a better family to be a part of. :)

Knowing right from wrong doesn't mean that you have to give a fuck.

100% with you

Poor kid. Hey ma? These new pampers aren't handling my tinkle worth a damn maybe we should go back to Huggies...

I hate those damn books. We make it a habit to fork over the money saved with a deal or coupon to the server along with the tip. Those deals are great for the restaurant, but they royally bugger the server since people calculate tip based on meal cost not service.

You're lucky he didn't sue you for sexual harassment :P Brilliant move though!

You have to have friends or people who give a fuck about you when they aren't getting a paycheck to do so to go to a party...

Not the smartest peanut in the turd are ya red?

This is the same gender who leaves no tighty whitey skid feee correct?