Or, for under $5, you can put a small, less bulky, not tech dependent, instantly recognizable and readable engraved tag on the dog's collar with the pertinent details. You know, like has been standard practice for as long as I can remember.

Tried it, but not even comparing it to Family Guy makes it funny.

I think Final Fantasy IX has one of the strongest opening acts in a JRPG, ever. A lot of games squander that time trying to give you a big action sequence (FF7, FF10, pretty much any game that starts with raiding some sort of evil empire base) or slowly introducing you to the elaborate game mechanics (FF8, Persona).…

Not thinking about something doesn't absolve you of moral responsibility. Let's say you were from a society that thought nothing of owning slaves— would you say it is morally neutral in such a society to own slaves unless and until you are confronted about it and spend some time thinking about it? Would genocide be a…

The difference is that when Ken Levine describes one thing and delivers another, the finished version is actually better. The same cannot be said about Peter Molyneux. Without laughing. A lot.