Oh, Ray Hill...i think no one is “rigging your pole,” ya sad bastard. :)

Sadly, if Trump loses, it would be unwise to forget about his fraud trial, because he defrauded hundreds of war widows, retirees, budding entrepreneurs, and folks who were down in their luck in general. Trying him, convicting him, getting a judgement against him and seizing his property if necessary to make the…

They should move it to January 20th 2017. Not like he won’t be free that day.

I was a kid when his accident happened, but my family were really big into horses, so he was at quite a few of the events (horse events and competitions) that we were at.

Or they could try making bags that don’t remind me of the bedspread in a Radisson circa 1994?

So, I ask this in genuine curiosity and not in an attempt to be dismissive; what appeals people to clothing and dresses like this? To me fashion shows like this read not as having anything to do with clothing or the human form, but mainly as just art shows (with strong performance art elements). I guess I struggle…

I believe she’s sincere, but her sincerity is still all about her.

But how can I make my friend’s cancer about ME?

A tiny, cynical part of my soul imagines that this will somehow be spun into a book followed by a movie, but even if it is, I’m good with it.

I’ve been on maternity leave for five months and kinja mobile doesn’t work for shit, so I haven’t commented in ages. But I just went and found my laptop (which was dusty as shit, yay no work!) to log in and tell you that this is the greatest piece of satire I’ve read in awhile. Thank you.

I deleted my social media accounts years ago and now my life is so much better than everyone I know. It freed up a vast space in mind and body to contemplate my existence rather getting distracted by my friends and family’s consumer-driven performative experiences.

“Maybe it’s because I’ve always sort of thought I would be happier living in Europe.”

I would hope not! Both the states I have voted in since my 20s have paper ballots, counted by mechanical counters. I think the voter registration rolls that the nice white-haired old ladies use to check and make sure that you are registered are printed out right after the registration deadline passes, and are then…

Many of their computers are antiquated and only moved out there for the weather.

Actually, no, I’m not. Let me guess, you’re a gun-fetishizing prick who has no concept of the reality that guns actually DO kill people? An armed society is a polite society? Nevermind the fact that we leave every other developed nation in the dust with our rate of gun deaths—that’s just those bad guys who need a good…

$16 an hour to start and that's good wages for a lot of people so don't even go there.

Funny thing is it doesn't make me feel safe. Standing in a slow moving line with 1-3,000 people makes me feel like more of a target than boarding a plane with no security.

It’s not just pay (it’s mostly not pay) it’s lack of training, and high turnover. If you want effective security, you need teams that drill a great deal.

So where was this guy in all this?