Alternatively, you could go watch every Nostalgia Critic video ever made....

In our house, we hooked up a desktop computer to the TV, and it's generally worked out a lot better than all the other options.

What the hell. Playing the embedded video for the Star Wars trailer first gave me a trailer for Tower Heist with the narration (and only the narration, mind you), in Spanish.

Oh. Sorry. I thought we were having a discussion about what makes the best cell phone, which is entirely a matter of perspective and, in many ways, both the iPhone and the leading Android handsets are "the best" to certain groups of people.

"Most" people don't have smartphones.

Everything sounds better with a British accent. Even headphones.

I suppose if I said that I'm waiting for you guys to stop using public posts as a metric of success for a social network that specializes in private and selective sharing, you'd laugh at me until I hung my head in shame for even suggesting such a ridiculous thought, and then leave, huh?

Um, in what way is the cinematography bad?

Wh-....why were you showering with your iPhone?

Google+'s traffic spiked and then normalized. This means it's dead.

Ummm, Diaz. You do know that hands are not all uniform in size, right? And just because someone puts a colored circle on a picture does not make it absolute truth. (Really didn't think I'd have to explain that one. Ever.)

Your Thunderbolt can win an iPad 2?! I'LL TAKE IT!

Meanwhile, in reality...

"Bullsh*t Timelines.com Lawsuit Is Blocking You from Getting the New Facebook"

Just because your phone has a browser doesn't mean it can handle the increased speeds. Your phone can still only render web pages as fast as the processor on your phone is capable of. If your phone is slower at rendering pages than your connection is at downloading them, then no, you can't really utilize it. At least,…

It's other achilles heel (you can have two of those, right?) is lack of distinguishing features. It has the same selective sharing (in a much less intuitive package) as Google+, and yeah it has the ability to export data, and it promises that it won't track your data. But a.) that promise could get hard to keep when…

"But if dudes can blame science for their indiscretions, women should be able to, too, dammit!"

"Sprint customers still need to wait."

Tell us how you really feel.

I like Google.