Looks like we found *your* Kryptonite.

I'm really looking forward to how your Facebook rant tops "Google is personally tracking your DNA because one time a guy who works for Google gave some money to a company that accepts voluntary DNA submissions that you are not in any way required to take part in."

Pretty sure that's a dildo.

You have my attention. :D

I'd really like to find a simple solution like this that can be applied to just certain apps without affecting any of the others. The VLC method works decently, but I sometimes put on showings of RiffTrax using my desktop, which has the movie playing in one app while the commentary plays in another. Balancing those…

"How many atmospheres of pressure can the Endeavor withstand?"

Hi Drew! I love the sheer volume of metaphor and subtle allusions in this movie. Every time I watch it, I discover some new perspective I hadn't before (like the idea of the Unicorn being a sort-of symbol of childish imagery corrupted in horror genres). What's something you put in the movie hoping people would pick up…

I almost got that feeling, too. But the linked article on how to be respectful is specifically talking about friends and relatives. At least that article seems to have a more nuanced approach to how to discuss death on Facebook than "Don't."

Dupe. And apparently my image is missing. I don't know how to work your newfangled Gizmodos anymore. [i.imgur.com]

In addition to being hugely douchey to say that the death of your loved ones is a "bummer" and should be kept off of Facebook, this line: "This stuff has no place on Timeline"? Outright false.

What I learned from this is that Gizmodo commenters are apparently superstars.

This new comment system has me all bloody confused. First time I've needed to be promoted in ages. Thanks for the bump, buddy.

The very first time I was ever "caught" by a red light camera, it was 3am on an empty street. In that tiny timeframe I had to judge the yellow light distance, I hesitated, but then decided to go for it. When I got the ticket (weeks later), it showed that my vehicle entered the intersection 0.5 seconds after the light…

I think it's a little more complicated than that. For starters, the lawsuit alleges that Groupon creates a false sense of urgency with a short purchase window for the Groupon, enticing customers to buy without reading the provisions (a tenuous argument, but not exactly the main point).

"Customers who bought Groupon vouchers before Dec. 1, 2011 can either redeem these past their expiration date or, if they are unable to do so, obtain a refund from the $8.5 million fund"

I laughed so hard at this I discovered a fart that hadn't quite made it the full way to the surface. Thank you.

Lucas says a lot of things.

Maybe sometimes he was speaking correctly, if atypically...

"Or the plug-in iPhone case that, $40 later, I realized was probably only going to come out after the product around which it was designed had been fully redesigned?"

I've been running a Pentium Dual-Core processor with 4GB of RAM for about two to three years now and my machine has been able to handle just about everything I throw at it. I had to upgrade my graphics card to handle Arkham City, and the machine barely plays SWTOR, but largely, even this super old processor does most…