Chick-fil-A isn’t known for its transparency.

The Skins could’ve cut Foster weeks ago and give him time to try and catch on with another team, but they waited until the day before training camp started in Richmond.

I was tempted to give it the benefit of the doubt because I once got a blowjob in the parking lot of the Rooster T Feathers comedy club, but then I realized Rooster T Feathers is in Sunnyvale, not Santa Clara.

Hiking Everest should not, in fact, be a thing.

Thank you. I withdraw my troops suggestion.

Agreed. Someone is trying to save face, and I think it is Leonard. Also can we talk about how Leonard is a total diva but gets away with it because he’s “quiet.” And I’ve never understood all of this “oooh whoever can keep quiet can land Leonard.” We are all going to find out eventually anyway. What secret is he…

Booooo

Magic Johnson really is the Michael Jordan of fucking up the Lakers.

I love boxing, but boxing probably shouldn’t be a thing.

You can tell this is Deadspin because it finds a way to be about the Wizards. 

Like getting charged with rape? Yes.

I too often pay women I have had consensual sex with $375k to keep quiet.

Durkin thinks about the hundreds of kids who didn’t die. They keep him up at night. His bloodlust is unsated.

Is the WYTS for the Falcons closed? . . . I have edits.

I think we can all agree that the biggest offense is that he used AfterEffects to edit an image.

The fact is, despite a minor resurgence Bumgarner's reputation outstrips his actual performance by a fair margin. The Giants should absolutely trade him.

First of all, not going to shed a single tear for Giants fans, who have celebrated three more world series wins this decade than any team I root for.

I mean it’d be a little easier if we weren’t running the textbook definition of concentration camps, having our President use old KKK slogans while inject himself into the sporting world on a regular basis.  I would love to go back to the times where I could go into a sports bubble and ignore other aspects, but that…

Oh, there they go! There they go! Every time I start talking about boxing, a white man gotta pull Rocky Marciano outta their ass! That’s they one! That’s they one! Rocky Marciano! Rocky Marciano!