In short: the DH can go fuck itself.

It’s like she put words to everything I’ve ever thought about Drew! She could have easily gotten a top 20, though. Ten just wasn’t enough.

How inhumane!

You’re supposed to put the matador out of his misery after you defeat him, Bull.

Stop making sense! Now is the time for indignation that getting accused of a violent crime against women will hurt your bank statement!

The Rex always made me assume that it was an Oedipus reference.

As for me, I just like ocelots. So, those episodes of Archer are among my favorites.

Exactly.

How the hell did another Auburn fan also pick an ocelot themed name?

Great story? Or greatest story?

So cool.

I have indeed started getting my pennies together. Only 4,500,000 pennies until I’m riding around in this beaut. What a deal!

You got it all wrong. This is both of his shirts. He owns two identical shirts, and that’s it. Choices are for GLORYBOYS (or whatever dumb shit he likes to say).

I think this is my favorite kinja comment ever.

I’ve been a member for a couple months, and I just got back to their curriculum after reading other resources for a while. I think it’s a great idea, in a world where coding is such an in demand skillset and coding bootcamps are popping up everywhere. I just wish I had more time to put into their rigorous lessons. I’m…

And “Carli Lloyd” is “Carli Lloyd”. Learn something new everyday.

On the other hand, those tires displayed pretty solid comedic timing.

You are apparently my spirit animal.

Whatever else happens in my life from now on, I hope I never meet Jacob. Just reading that question made me want to blind myself with a pin.

It reads like bad fiction.

Bring in younger, cheaper replacements! That’s the American spirit!

This certainly is an updated take on the Batman origin story.

Is anyone else hearing the music from Psycho? Just me?