Because when things are patented it obviously become a free for all with no regulations. I just patented a laser that melts the faces of your enemies. Coming soon to a police car near you.

This is actually pretty great news. Saves me from having to see cameras in the air at actual concerts and and friends showing me the poorly filmed concerts they went to. When win-win-win we all win. Except for the scum that stick their cameras up in the air to blind us all.

I'll allow it.

How about an all gay Ghostbusters? But please just make sure that they are all guys.

Well good thing I'm white and blackface doesn't offend me. And Marley was half white anyhow. That ain't no full fledged blackface. That's mocha face. But seriously, why is this offensive? Is a Snapchat tribute really meant to pay tribute to every single aspect of the man down to what toilet paper he used? Why don't we…

Keep body shaming going. If it helps girls get skinny, win-win. I'm sorry if skinny happens to be the standard for attractiveness for most men but hey…just the way it is. Men have to deal with the 'you're too short' and 'I like older guys' but you don't have eight hundred articles a year about it.

Is the problem the Oscars or black actors?

So if a movie about gays or lesbians doesn't get every nomination, then that means the academy is homophobic? ………got it…….. This absurd culture of 'if it doesn't get all the love then there is no love at all.'

What's wrong with close-ups of women's butts in Furious 7? I also have to deal with seeing Ludacris's abs. So….equality! There you go! But really, what is wrong with the close-up of a butt?

Didn't DVDs not even hit stateside until 1997? So I wouldn't say its Pop culture relevant for 1995.

There's always this "oh the shelf life of a girl in porn is a year" but there's plenty still kicking it after six or seven years….maybe I look at too much porn. :P

No "We Need To Talk About Kevin" means what the fuck is point of this list?