Oh I'm sorry, who would you have preferred?

Actually she didn't write the pilot. She wrote the eighth episode produced that happened to be chosen as the first one to air. Pilot doesn't just mean 'first episode'.

I thought Richard Bachman went by a 'zhee' pronoun. Guess I was mistaken.

I'm deeply concerned that Stephen King books are only ever written by men. This misogyny must end.

Oh no! He understands biology!

I see conspiracy to starve the black man.

I mean if you had a Hitler doodle with his autograph on it, it would be worth some mighty bucks by now. Smart purchase I do declare.

"I’d rather break this glass and slash my wrists,” was how he delicately put it when Spectre came out."

I'm down with this. Tired of people saying "I'm going to Comic-Con!" and they're really going to Tampa to spend $80 on Val Kilmer's autograph.

I can help you. Don't watch the show.

I prefer feminisms earlier, funnier protests.

They burned their bras earlier. Notice that it was a very small fire.

When will Lena Dunham's sister streak on her stage and pull the pebbles out of her vagina that Lena left there?

"If we don't put in Finn, we are racist. If we don't put in Rey then we are sexist….guys is it better to let Hasbro be seen as sexist or racist? We ain't gonna win this one."

Call me up when we can teleport Bill Maher into orbit.

Well you may not be aware but there was merchandise other than the Monopoly set and she was pretty well represented.

Considering no one figured it out until now, the "insufficient interest" appears to be an accurate excuse.

Well he is a comedian so I believe he's doing his job.

'Keep in mind it's Chinese audience'?

I thought they stole it from Woody Allen.