He looks like a wooden puppet who dreams of becoming a real boy someday.

Yea, its a bad mural and the artist is not great at art.

First of all, it looks nothing like him and looks more like if Gene Wilder had prison tattoos. Second of all, why is he worried about his “brand”? He’s 62 fucking years old and not even in the public eye anymore.

Forget the tats - why is his right hand so small?  Look at those sausage fingers!

I think the tats are the least of this mural's problems.

What is it with Indiana and murals?

“He died as he lived: in a small nylon bag.”

So you just row in a circle, until you go mad. Simple.

“So we beat on, tents against the current, borne ceaselessly into the past.”

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”

You are wrong, ma’am. OBJECTIVELY WRONG! These billboards are a wonderful cultural icon of I-95, and should be respected as much.