I know so many socialists who don’t want to register as a Democrat, and spend all their free time bitching about the Democrats, and then get pissed that they can’t vote in the primary.

The photoshopping of whatever she’s standing on is pissing me off.

As one of the queers, I’ll gladly tell her to take her bi-baiting progressive bullshit and go fall all the way down. You can even use me as Your Queer Friend© to tell other people it’s OK!

I’ve seen a lot of fancy juke boxes

That sounds so deliciously evil. I can’t wait to figure out which bar I want to do this to.

This reminds me of an open caption from YEARS ago. This was the winner.

I know SO many people who were OK with Sanders doing that because it’s the only way for him to “fight for us” but then when sHillary talked to Goldman Sachs, that was PROOF that she’s a neoliberal shill (sidenote: saying Neoliberal guarantees that there’s a 90% chance I will ignore everything you say...). The same…

“There is a shit ton of heavy metal pollution”

What about those of us who really, really, really wanted Bernie, but when it came to vote did the right thing and voted for Hillary, even though we were in a solidly red state where it didn’t matter? Can we hold our heads high?

*If* that’s the case, I’d take Travis and Lee’s dad-bods for a beer and nachos threesome. Brian looks like he’d spend most of our date talking about his theories on Supernatural.

Kinda like how people have to create fictional people of color to show how not racist they are instead of, you know, not acting racist or getting more offended at being called racist than the person they pissed off by being racist is.

“I dated a black guy in college!”

I’d love a New Frontier live action movie.

I cannot tell you how many fucking Nice White Liberals I know who act like there’s no racism in NYC. Meanwhile, none of their hipster selfies have a skin tone darker than a banana in them.

I’ve slept with conservative “straight” guys a decent amount of times. I’m willing to be the next study in a documentary about my “friendships” with these gentleman.

The Hills ruined Natasha for me. But she is the better Bettingfield

Gotta Get Through This was a good club jam, but then he came out with that If You’re Not For Me, and it was all...”maybe she’s not into you because you’re a whiney, obsessive, creepy tool! Stop mooning about and get a fucking hobby!”

Right? The animated DC movies and shows are pretty good. If the movie execs could make live action movies like THAT, then they’d be doing something. Especially with the way X-Men: Apocalypse was a giant cluster fuck.

I didn’t realize how many Ed Sheeran fans were out there till my friend said she didn’t understand his appeal and people FLOCKED to tell her about why they love this knock off Ron Weasley with a whinier voice than Daniel Bettingfield and Jason Derulo combined.

I’d say he’s the king of the tools, but that would be giving him far too much consideration. He’s like a beta’s beta.