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(crap, I forgot I had that. It was put up when the hardcore Bernie Supporters on Gawker were accusing every single pro Hillary commenter of being paid. I was all “Bitch, I was a starred commenter, back in the day, and remember the Great Purging when everyone threw themselves at AJ Delaurio’s Ban Me post. You’ve been

Why does she need to be a personal shopper? I don’t get why that’s so important? Is her dead brother all “THEY DON’T HAVE HERMES SCARVES IN HELL!!!” Are they going to run some sort of afterlife Givenchy gown ring, and celebrity lady was getting a little too close for comfort? Does Christian Dior just REALLY long for

Huh. I’ve always felt like I’m supposed to be RECOGNIZED, but I guess I need to do a little groveling.

I wish I knew. I’ve been in the greys since The Great Redesign.

I wish I knew. I’ve been in the greys since The Great Redesign.

If they need help, they can just borrow the money from a bank!

This right here is why I don’t have much stock in this idea that racism and sexism had nothing to do with this election and that if only Hillary had pandered to the Working Class (which totally has POC, women, religious minorities, and LGBT folk but we’re only going to talk about them when we feel we need to prove a

Dear Johnny Depp,

Oh, don’t get me wrong. I agree 100%.

I have a bunch of progressive gay white liberal friends that I can’t talk politics with because of this issue.

I like it when fellow liberals don’t know anything about her except that the Tea Party calls her a cunt and a whore, and apparently, that means we get to, too!

THE FUCKING PHYSICIAN CAN FUCKING SUE? CAN SHE FUCKING SUE THE GODDAMMED PHYSICIAN FOR EXTRA FUCKING CHILD FUCKING SUPPORT?! HOW ABOUT THOSE FUCKING PARENTS WHO PROBABLY AREN’T GOING YO ACTUALLY FUCKING CONTRIBUTE TO THE COST OF THE FUCKING CHILD? CAN ALL WOMEN HAVING CHILDREN SUE THESE TWO MOTHERFUCKERS AND EVERYONE

Nothing that resembles the ACA would have passed if it wasn’t for Pelosi whipping her party members into shape.

My Trump supporting Uber Christian coworker talks a lot about how she’s ready to meet Jesus and how you shouldn’t be afraid of dying and I have to stop myself from talking about how if we’re called to be stewards, then that misses the point, completely.

OH!!! got it!!! I ... didn’t know anything that. I haven’t really been involved in the back alleys or sub-blogs since the OLD Crosstalk went down with the redesign.

Of course not! He’s a straight white dude! Things don’t apply to him!

OPPO? What’s that?

I still haven’t seen Moana and Hidden Fences

The fact that Dr. Luke is being such a dick instead of just cutting his losses and saying “Good luck and when you fail, don’t come crawling back to me” says A LOT. At this point, Kesha’s kinda been forgotten by the public, so it’s not like her next album is going to make tons of cash for Dr. Luke, especially if she’s

I just thought he was closeted as fuck.