I don’t know much about the straight porn industry, but the gay porn industry is really fucked, too. So, yeah. I fucking hate it.

Because that would be totes gay amirite?

There’s no way that our kinks are free of it.

I must have become WAY too used to the gay porn world, which tends to require a certain look, because this picture is making me go, “Him?”

oooh. Manchester! I was there for a rugby tournament, a few years ago, and the only thing I knew about it came from the musical Hair and watching the British Queer as Folk. I got off at the airport and transferred to a bus (to go visit London) and was kinda “what sorta hell-hole is this?” but during the tournament,…

High heels will do awful things to your feet.

I didn’t realize that there was more to lileks beyond the Gallery of Regrettable Food.

Ditto. I have a Disqus account, so there’s that (And, you get email notifcations and don’t have to remember your weird ass password and all that!!!)

“This will be the last Behind Closed Ovens to appear on Kitchenette. It will not, however, be the last Behind Closed Ovens. Starting next Monday, November 30, the series will continue on Wonkette.”

DAMNIT!! THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE I DON’T START OUT IN THE GREYS.

I was scared because I was working at Starbucks when her first album dropped. Even if it’s the best album, ever, I heard it, on a loop, and everyone singing it as they came in, for over a year. I can’t handle that album and Empire State of Mind because of that year.

Sandra Lee seems like someone who’s amazing to get drunk with at the office Christmas party.

Based on some of the guys I’ve fooled around with, most people who like to give bj’s don’t seem to understand how to use their tongue. It confuses me.

I’ve been in this situation. Though... not in the receiving end.

Apologies for the abbreviation!!! I was typing fast!!!

I don’t remember anyone hooking up there, but it has been called House of Guys since before I was out and a queerling.

I also didn’t know Houston was the San Fran of the South. I thought that was Dallas or Atlanta. I always felt like the kids in Houston moved to Dallas, Austin, Atlanta, LA, or NYC as soon as they…

What’s your favorite pie? I think it’s cause my best friend and I ate this all the time, but mine has been the blueberry pie, warmed up, a la mode.

The job in blow job means something.

All that’s missing in the description is the cheesy 70s food decor.

The thing that’s not being said, though, is that cross contamination IS an issue for people with Celiac’s. If this woman had Celiac’s, she, most likely, wouldn’t have been able to be eating the toast, before this, without major internal issues, so I’m guessing that THIS person doesn’t have Celiac’s, and probably…

People would try that when I was at Starbucks, which has a closed case. AND it had stuff that’s pretty fucking easy to say in about 5 different languages.