They haven’t made it into the comments yet but the Trump supporters are using a tweet by Claire McCaskill where she said that she met with the Russian Ambassador about overseas adoptions and the fact that today she says she never met the ambassador as a massive false equivalency.

I love when Mark Cuban essentially said if you are an actual billionaire, you don’t need to shill for mail order steaks.

“We never covered this in class.”

Still is declared valedictorian because the only other options were women.

“Man who has never done his homework discovers he doesn’t know any answers on the test”

Literally nothing he has said since being elected hasn’t confirmed what we knew the whole time, that Donald Trump is a neophyte who has never actually done any hard thinking in his life, and whose only previous hard job was deciding which model he was going to hit on once he named them a winner.

Now I miss Pinkham and Behind Closed Ovens.

That’s actually what happened with the inauguration day protests in DC (the prosecutions, by the way, are still ongoing). They kettled ~230 people, among which were maybe 4-5 people who had been smashing shit, and arrested all 230 and charged them all with felony participation in a riot.

Also, they believe in hill trolls.

The video of Mitch McConnell getting yelled at was one of the top ten best things to happen in spite of Trump’s first month in office.

Chicken shit.

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

That looks like a bunch of sleep masks woven together.

While I agree, sometimes it leads to assholes like this being exposed for who they really are: http://www.runnersworld.com/newswire/questions-arise-over-how-a-pennsylvania-dad-qualified-for-boston

It’s dictator chic.

Where is that?

Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.

You mean the guy who turned himself into a ghost so he could fuck a virgin but not really fuck a virgin who would give birth to himself so he could kill himself but not really kill himself and then come out of a cave and be like, “Just kidding you guys, now you know that you have to stop sinning because I killed…

I get that, but it still doesn’t make me feel any better. Republicans are a part of this country. And 100% of them are either ignorant or malevolent. (Or both.) No intelligent and good person is a Republican, Obi Wan quote be damned.