All of my DC peeps, this is your jam! Find a way to disrupt stuff in Alexandria, and at least inconvenience these douches on their way to work. Sit-down strike at the Metro Station that leads to the Homeland Security offices in Southwest? Donations to the shelter so that it can increase its services and shelter…

I have the... displeasure to know someone who was a border patrol agent, and I spent a couple days once shooting* on the mexican-american border with permission and access from Border Patrol.

I find pretty strange that they are only after Mexicans, not a single Russian, Indian, Chinese, Canadian, etc...

No, he’s not breaking the law right now. He’s here legally under DACA, which is still in force.

Has nothing to do with his rancid 60-year-old sperm. No, not at all. /s

I think it suggests that everybody is different and has different experiences with marriage and with everything else.

Breakfast with their wives, dinner with their mistresses, and cocktails with their boyfriends?

Old ass balls. He was like 60 yrs old when he spawned the lad.

Well, there is speculation that son Barron has some form of autism so that may have something to do with it because Trump couldn’t possibly sire a child who wasn’t “perfect”. Has to be outside forces.

(The hosts of My Favorite Murder have not returned requests for comment.)

Yo, so I skillfully combined two memes in one: ‘How it feels to listen to a podcast’ & ‘woman laughing alone with salad’. I’m ... a very lonely person.

I’m all man laughing alone with a poster of laughing women together about My Favorite Murder. I listen to it on my commutes and just relax almost to the point of bonelessness.

So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.

Got it.

Having read some of the comments on the previous article…

*hits forehead*

*extremely British voice*

Right on, man. I find myself more upset with people who “just couldn’t bare to vote for Hillary” versus the idiots trapped in the fox news bubble. The former should know better, but they somehow convinced themselves that the right thing to do was stay home or vote for Jill fucking Stein. Call those morons out.

5 gets you 10 that TrumpCorp owns stock in these facilities.

Oh, I just know I’d overuse my shame bell and clang it every time someone litters, or stands on the left side of an escalator, or pushes elevator buttons that are already lit up. Like, why would you think your finger is more special and effective than whoever previously pushed the button? Shame!

forcibly turned away by protesters Friday when she attempted to enter a DC middle school

My best advice would be to focus on bettering yourself outside of work, and focus more on meetup groups instead of dating sites. If you’re overweight, probably time to hit the gym and really same thing if you’re scrawny. Do things that make you feel good about yourself and that positive energy about yourself will…