Speaking of Fox News, look at this shit::

What the fuck is wrong with you? How has any undocumented worker ever negatively impacted your life? Was it all the taxes they pay (10B/annually)? Or the jobs they do that citizens who were born here don’t want to do? Are you just bothered that many undocumented workers don’t speak english? (Because fun fact - America…

Yeah, it’s weird because the work really isn’t equatable. US universities tend to require more work (as in more items handed in for grades, have midterms, more than one class a week, etc.) but have lower expectations for quality of work and have professors and TAs who are much more willing to guide you along. In the…

Can we talk about how damn near every item of clothing these days is made of polyester/man made materials? I was at Target yesterday looking for some black cotton underwear and fuck me if it wasn’t all straight nylon. WHY.

Let me start by saying I am sorry for your loss and sharing football with your dad is a cool thing that I wish I got to enjoy.

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

Yup. People have been singing This Land is Your Land at all of the protests. Also Woody Guthrie fucking hated Trump’s father, who was his landlord, and wrote a song about him. Super subtle but awesome.

Mom jeans are never cute. It doesn’t matter how amazing your body is, you can’t wear them.

Honorable Judge Brown, I have been waiting since Tuesday to post this for your consideration. Be it shade?

Tim Kaine voted yes on every nominee? WTF?! Our almost vice president, ladies and gentlemen!

There is literally nothing to be gained from any amount of cooperation.

Speaking of the EPA:

dear lord, you sure hate tribeca.

Drag her, drag Ivanka, drag the fucking ten year old. I don’t give a single, solitary fuck anymore. Do what needs done.

Capitulating and playing nice with these motherfuckers for the last sixteen years has led straight to this shit. It’s time for us to strangle the fucking stupid out of them if we have to.

We have to be stop this high road shit. Strong liberal values with no morals is the way to play. Imma hide behind a door in the White House and hit them with a frying pan...repeatedly...until they stop moving. The cartoonish nature of the assasination will make me feel better about the violence.

This is the problem right now, and why Trump is winning this war for the actual power in America: people are still dealing with him in civil and normal terms, as if both sides of this fight were operating inside the same boundaries of democracy and public accountability. As this Senator is doing, expecting that such a…

If the Falcons win, I hope they go visit John Lewis instead of going to the White House.

Thanks friend. Time to make sure she’s doing her job instead of trusting her to do her job.

This ↑. Guys, it’s super-easy to make a phone call, and it really makes a difference. I was happy to see both my Rep (Go Don Beyer!) and my Governor (… uh, go Terry McAuliffe, this is how you make things right after all that shady shit you did with the Clintons and in the last election cycle, I guess) down at Dulles…