Are Toby Keith and White America in scare quotes because you’re implying they don’t actually exist? Because Toby Keith is frighteningly real, my friend. His music has terrorized ears for years.

This douche also constantly hit stuff in his stupid driving. He tried to go under a bridge he was too tall for, scraped the top, then hit the car behind him backing up, then got out and yelled at the person he hit. He also hit a school bus trying to make a turn. What a douche!

You’re being generous: in DC Trump earned a whopping 4%.

And like 90% of the city voted against him, so I’m not sure D.C. will really be there in spirit.

Or, to put it in terms these top-hatted, monocled capitalists will understand: their own failure to adjust to the conditions of the market is what has created alternative markets where their profits are lost or diverted.

Welcome to your new everyday routine in Trump’s america.

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

I feel like I’m wearing a tin-foil hat here, but here goes: something in the meeting is leading the dems to think Comey himself is compromised at this point.

Yes! I came here to write the same thing! I’m pretty sure he was over it as soon as she said “The dudes all look gay to me”. I mean that’s when I would have been like, “Cool. I don’t want to ever meet this person.”

As noted, the PRESIDENT was aware of this thing and it was at least thought relevant enough to provide him with a copy. Even if it turns out to be 100% fabricated, its release is still newsworthy.

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

*Watersportsgate

Cmon, you really think the FBI would leak unverified, possibly bogus or meaningless information about one presidential candidate days before an election? That sure would be crazy, if that was a thing the FBI ever did.

Christ. The golden shower is relatively tame compared to the seriousness of the allegations in the report.

-R. Kellyanne

🎶Well, it’s the remix to ignition

As much as I hate Trump, journalists and intelligence agents were correct in holding back on details they couldn’t confirm. The problem is that Comey didn’t take the same approach to Huma Abedin’s fucking laptop.

Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.

See also: Teach Starbucks a lesson by buying more of their products.

They terminated the march when the weather didn’t make it viable any longer.