This. I guess some people watched Idiocracy and thought there’s what I never knew I always wanted!

My mom did criminal defense for 25 years in DC. She would regularly be called a bitch to her face by prosecutors.

The thing is, if you live in another country long enough, you subconsciously start to mimic the intonation and phrasing of the people where you are. A lot of people think it’s an affectation but it’s just a thing your ear does. It happened to me when I lived in England for a while - my American friends and family…

Leo gets a pass. But really, who is good enough for Rihanna? Too bad prince Harry is not aging well, he could’ve made an official princess out of her.

i’m not gonna lie, i used to be a work is my life person, but have grown up a bit and am now far more work-to-live. shockingly, i’m suddenly feeling completely out of place and looking for a job in nyc.
also, you know - if you wanted to create a dc meetup at boardroom for jezebel readers, i’d come and bring my single…

The one with the Hemingway reference. :)

“That was *my* wife you decided to-” “fuuuuuuuuuuuu...”

Balletomanes and actual ballerinas were quite steamed about what they viewed as “appropriation;”

Breaking news: white man with lots of privilege cannot handle losing contest. Just wants things handed to him.

Just posted somewhere else that I am chummy with a member of Beyonce’s law team and said member tell me both Beyonce and Jay-Z were in cahoots on this and thought it might bring some traffic to Tidal. (The same Todal Madonna is also involved in.) (And Madonna and Amy being managed by the same fella.)

Well, she still has the intestines. I don’t think the FDA would be chill with one of the side effects being “gets rid of intestines”.

It may even end up being mmm, shall we say...legendary? Hmm? Haah? Hmm?

How about nobody needs yet another movie about a white woman who is a socialite with a tragic ending?

So a tragically glamorous 1920s Manic Pixie Dream Girl?

UGH that dress was gorgeous she should have worn it anyway. Instead now every time I think about Anne’s Oscar I think about how bad the darting was on that Prada dress.

In a recent conversation with friends we all agreed Bob Dylan was the most overrated musician of all time.

YAS! I want to be BFF’s with Georgia and Karen. My BFF and I are trying to catch them at the Chicago Podcast Fest next month!

Are you a murderino too?

Awfully convenient that you’re just now coming forward with this.