Just... No. I’m not a huge fan of Hillary, but Gary Johnson is not even close to being qualified at all, let alone more qualified than she is. This is so objectively false that I’m not even going to list reasons. It would be like arguing with someone about why we can’t just force Mexico to pay for a wall on the border.

You’re asking them to care about something more than once every four years? To build a party from the ground up by getting third party people elected at local and state levels before trying to go federal. That’s an awful lot of commitment you’re asking for from people who probably played Pokemon Go for like 2 weeks…

You aren’t alone. Hate it.

41% of Americans are idiots who can’t read the writing on the wall that even more Americans really do fucking hate this guy that much that they won’t let him win.

She seems like someone who was born under a lucky star and, importantly, she knows it and just enjoys her life of making wine and fucking a Jonas brother and chilling in Vancouver with Goldie and Kurt.

They’re both very flawed. Team Darryl & White Josh 4 Lyfe!

Living in Cleveland/philly punishment enough, blah blah, skyline chili

Nothing is shittier than Pittsburgh. Philly maybe.

Regarding Boulder’s liberalness - isn’t it also super white? There are plenty of “liberal” white people who, once you get them talking, are blindingly racist, homophobic and misogynistic.

Those are some surprisingly, admirably clever and subversive tweets from the Browns and Eagles.

I am shocked-SHOCKED! that no Zubaz are in that video.

And here are people supporting Kapernick at the game. Tweet

I don’t think you know what a beer belly is.

Boston is notoriously racist.

Right, that is the main concern. Not the assholes shooting up the joint.

Thinking about all the idiots who are going to say “But what was a 15-year-old doing out at 4 a.m.” is already making me so mad.

Maybe you’re an asshole?

Republicans will finally get to know what it feels like to be forced to carry something to term that you never wanted. I hope the entire party implodes!

Sorry. Yeah, I also hate the new Ivanka commercial where she implies you can only be a good woman if you have children. “A woman’s most important job.is.o be a parent.”