CONGRATULATIONS!

After 10 years, I finished paying off my student loans today! *High fives all around*

My Dad wouldn’t vote for HRC because he was worried about how she would deal with North Korea. I do not see how this is better.

Wasn’t pills but yeah rough timing.

Looks like you picked the wrong week to give up pills.

Despite this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.

This is so messy and low budget. The world is laughing at us.

yeah but how else was Putin supposed to make a decision about all this? leaders need to be informed.

Next jackass who tells me Hillary was a traitor because she might not have been perfect about her emails gets ripped a new one.

There is a seriously good chance that this motherfucker will get us all killed.

It’s insane. It’s like there’s so many scandals that everyone’s head is spinning. A blitzkrieg if you will.

Every time I think “this time they’re going down” nothing happens! Pussygate, white supremacists, not releasing taxes, not divesting himself of his business interests, the infamous dossier, the Nordstrom tweets, hell all his tweets! The Yeman raid, the insanely unprofessional behavior of Spicer and Conway, the horror…

Yeah at this point I just hope I’m close to the initial blast.

It was nice knowing you all.

I mean, she’s the best, right? I’m a 40 year-old straight, white dude. I’ve lived through every other dominant male or female recording superstar for the last 35 years. She just destroys everything in her path. I am in awe of what she is able to do to impact music.

The other lawyers I know have been remarking about how Trump reminds us of that client who’s sure everything will be fine if we would just let him talk directly to the judge and work things out.

Also: he knows that he isn’t actually going to testify in front of the Supreme Court, right?