I’m sure James Comley personally made this a top priority and diverted all FBI’s resources to it, because there’s really not much else going on these days that’s worth investigating.

I also was not on the flight with the team.

Are you having a stroke?

Love this team. Can’t wait to watch Boogie and The Brow both score 30 a game and spend entire seasons nipping at the heels of the 8 seed in the West.

It’s too bad Dallas didn’t trade Bogut to Washington, so he could finally get to the bottom of the Pizzagate scandal.

Rumspringa training.

This is no laughing matter, except the part about trying to use a phone charger to strangle himself.

The problem is the Red Sox are in Ft. Meyers, FL and not Jupiter, which has a much stronger gravitational pull. He was over-correcting.

I guess I’m one of the mythical “undecided voters,” in that I am undecided as to whether I will vote at all. There are surely more undecided voters like me than of the other type, those civic-minded numbskulls who populate televised town halls and Frank Luntz focus groups because they are positive they will vote, but…

The children of abusers tend to grow up to become abusers themselves.

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

“Will Kimball—who is clearly well-versed in German pronunciation, should have seen “Deutchland Deutschland Über Alles” and immediately raised a red flag”

Not being able to let go of the smallest thing, suggesting his opponents are mentally unstable, and conspicuous files of paper that no one gets to see? Dolan 2024!

and a private Winger / Dokken concert.

Unless you live in an alternate America where no one becomes President if enough people abstain, all you did by refusing to vote because no one “earned” your vote is tell the world you’re too immature to make difficult decisions for yourself and that you need others to do it for you.

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.

Having grown up in Philly, I really don’t see why you need the stadium and the jail to be separate places.

Me and Adrian Peterson would have been dynamic.

This is how dictatorships begin and people are disappeared.

Then you are not as liberal as they come. You’re not that liberal at all, actually.