Brady is to sophisticated thinking as Hernandez was to peer mediation.

Go Falcons.

If they cannot solve this problem, they should turn their leadership positions over to people who can.

Yeah, that’s the point: the Comey letter didn’t *actually* say anything scandalous, and the smarter political commentators were immediately pointing that out, but because it had to do with Hillary and emails, people like Cillizza were tripping over their boots to declare its extreme importance and spend the whole…

Everyone in West Virginia would be members of their local DSA right now if it wasn’t for Hillary.

Yeah, this is why people need to STFU with their overly simple narratives of the election. You can tell who does and doesn’t pay attention to things outside of the presidency.

At least the name would make sense.

Except if you’re a Royals fan like me and fucking devastated. The thing about living in a city like this, in a ‘small market’, is most of us have a real connection to these players. Like they’re family. We see them out on the town and we don’t bother them all the time. They don’t need security when they go to a…

this is a Bad Take

Hello Neighbor! I’m a few blocks from Piedmont. RISE UP!

Ninth and Argonne here.

In the 90s, the Falcons had silver pants. Their throwback look mixes the 90s helmet with the 60s jersey and pants.

It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

With a little luck we’ll be back to the glory days of shorts soon.

I don’t understand why Crowder has a problem with it. It’s nothing personal. Boston fans just likee players like Heyward. Those sort of Larry Bird, Kevin McHale, John Havlicek types. You know, with that Bob Cousy determination and Dave Cowens fight.

I voted for him because I felt that he would do an absolutely terrible job and would alienate the republican base so badly that it had no choice but to face facts and accept that conservative economic models do not help them.

Mysteriously—even despite Darnold’s stat line—Penn State coaches refused to say whether they thought the young quarterback looked good.

It’s pretty hilarious that the only guy without plausible steroids conjecture admitted to literally keeping cocaine in his pocket during games.

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