If you took one of those dopey pedal tavern tour things and filled it with people who really like Kenny Chesney and then turned it into an entire city, you would have Nashville.

I love how this play was so amazingly awkward, even the official fell on his ass.

To the extent that it’s apples and oranges, what Gawker did was worse.

If health history isn’t a concern, Crosby is the clear choice.

Why not Bickell? I would take Bickell. 100% Bryan Bickell. No doubt in my mind at all. Bryan Bickell all the way. Look at all of his cups!

Don’t forget that Chunky soup money either. Fun anecdote about Lemieux, when he played his last game against the Sens in Ottawa, I sat first row behind the penalty box. Lemieux gets in a rare fight with Havlat, and my prayers are answered, as Lemieux awkwardly clunks his way towards the penalty box in that graceful…

It’s truly amazing what he has done in Pittsburgh. Not only was he able to pay himself, all of the Pens’ creditors from the bankruptcy were paid their full principle back.

Once he stops being obviously, clearly hockey’s best player, then yes, we can stop.

Lemieux did a hell of a job with that situation. Surely the best player turned owner in sports.

It was a protest against the Burger King sale. The American truck represents his rage at his own participation in the US incursion into sacred Canadian ground.

Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAKE!!

Visiting hours didn’t begin until 4 PM and Tom Coughlin needed to get to bed

I guess Blackhawk fans will be...

I haven’t seen an organization distance themselves this much from a Mike Richards since the Laugh Factory.

I’m disgusted to hear Chicago was given the Stanley Cup after discovering this guy was runner up.

I’ve lived in PHX metro for 13 years. Putting the stadium in Glendale is what probably killed this team. Not that it was ever a great idea, but most of those who would go to games and or pay for season tickets live clear on the other side of town (Scottsdale, Tempe, Ahwatukee, Chandler, Gilbert... ok Mesa too). That’s…

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

Imagine that, an impression of every Ranger fan I’ve ever met.

Are we sure this isn't just Nick Kroll?

The lack of an eternal Al Davis eternal flame is truly Al Davis’ eternal flame.