“Penetration, first principal of offense.”

The 76ers: Selling their fans a horse by taking them to a shit stained barn and telling them “With all that shit, there’s gotta be a pony in there somewhere.”

Ten bucks the Sixers draft an actual tank this year

I wonder if Hinkie can flip this graphic designer to Orlando for a second round pick

I told you so.

This is going to be hard to break to the jaguar fan.

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Appeared to be coated in a tacky substance and seemed spongy or soft when squeezed.

In hindsight the NY Addicts would have been much more appropriate.

Actual submissions, with the actual rationale:

My favorite part is that “Abominable Snowmen” is on the NOT considered list, but “Abdominal Snowmen” is on the ACTUALLY CONSIDERED list with the reasoning of: “Because fuck it why not, it’s basically the north pole there.”

The refs swallowed their whistles for both teams the whole game; the Rangers should not have expected them to start calling stuff in the last minute of regulation.

It’s very easy to play doctor right now

Yes

rooting for BU is like rooting for the child of a Monsato/Walmart marriage.

We should be so lucky to live in a world where Chip Kelly's personnel moves accidentally kills all the Philly fans.

There's no possible way my parents would ever do something like this to me.

After "oh yeah," the undercover officer gave the signal for the arrest team to move in and arrest Anthony.