I would eat this.

Wait where's the indie music when it goes slow mo

Without a job, we can only assume that Gibson will spend his days wandering around the state, demanding hustle out of strangers on the street, hard-nosed grinder attitude out of grocery clerks, etc.

"Yup...these are my overlords."

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

1a. Thou shalt not rank Original Cafe Mix Milk and Honey Granola ahead of other breakfast cereals.

Maybe I'm an idiot, but this seems to me to be the essence of what's wrong. They have scantily clad lovely young women cleaning the ice, who they treat like shit. The women complain. They get bad press. They respond by getting rid of the women. Am I stupid, or does it seem like the fucking obvious answer that is so…

The Flyers are basically saying if we have to pay women a fair wage and let them wear normal clothing, we'll just use the other form of sexism.

Nothing new for the NFL to look at a video and then do nothing about it.

but there's a lot of people who watch golf at the elite level that don't play golf, unfortunately."

"The best fruit is the burpee."

When asked about his opinion on Hamas, Emmitt Smith replied that it's too garlicky.

Hunter Pence thinks Milk and Honey Original Cafe Mix is the best cereal ever.

This is why we can't have professional sports in Vegas. Every time a player gets his leg broken, people are going to get suspicious about the positioning of the line.

"[T]he Bills are Terry Pegula's to lose."

You must have watched that movie, like, this morning. You're not wrong, but Jesus.

The Red Sox invited him to Fenway for a the last game of the regular season on September 28th, where (assuming he stays healthy) he'll see Derek Jeter play in the final game of his career.

This is the worst comment in the history of this site. I'm sorry.