This isn't trolling at all. After his performances in Super Bowls XLII and XLVI, Brady is definitely one of New York's greatest heroes.

Man, their fundamentals have just gone to hell since LaRussa retired.

"Oh wow, that's hilarious. Who the fuck was that Eric Lindros guy trying to impress?" -Eric Lindros

Because outspoken support for Gaza also functions as very thinly veiled anti-semitism. Some people get it, others don't.

He sat next to me at a screening of The Bourne Ultimatum and told bad jokes the whole time. Every time Jason Bourne would kill somebody he go "psssssssh! Got 'em!" Then he dropped his cellphone and I had to watch him try to move his large professional athlete body around in the tiny space of a movie theater seat…

Patrice Bergeron getting P.K. Subban to openly admit what every hockey fan in the world already knows. It is perfectly okay to punch a guy in the head as long as that guy is Brad Marchand.

Don't count out Lviv just yet. You're greatly underestimating Putin's desire to have Russia host the Winter Games twice in an eight-year span.

No.

Boston: Not as racist as you think, but yeah still pretty racist.

And none of this, 288 tweets or no, makes Boston anything but the most racist place I have ever had the misfortune of living.

FAIL: Rob Halford isn't mentioned.

Gotta love Philly fans clinging to their two cups won 40 years ago...and they're still one short of the Pens total.

Nobody affiliated with Philadelphia has ever been happy about anything.

last time I checked the Flyers were just happy to make the playoffs

I don't have a problem with houses exploding per se, but on live television? What am I supposed to tell my kids?

George Wallace approves.

'Cindy'. I see what you did there! You lose points for not using 'Crysby' though.

Rick Nash has one goal in 21 Ranger playoff games.

Here's Marc Staal cross-checking Crosby in the back of the head and slashing him in the head