Boo fucking hoo. If your ability to get off requires one or more parties to be unaware of what is happening to them or unable to stop what is happening to them, then maybe you need to be kink shamed.

Pretty much every Jets player is guilty of conduct detrimental to the team every Sunday.

I’m not sure that will work and I'm not articulate enough to explain why.

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

Hope Alabama has an evacuation plan!

The Cleveland Browns are in 1st in the AFC North.

Steelers fans like him again now

Dude, relax, this was a bail hearing, not trial.  Defense attorneys are allowed to make an argument for why bail should be lowered.  No one is letting him off, the judge is just saying he doesn’t need to sit in prison while he awaits trial.

Now this is the stuff. I want you to whisper hot takes to me about OBJ’s watch while I drift off to sleep.

Not only are they invited, but they’re going whether they want to or not.

Just...don’t. Good god, man--your dignity.

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

Just had the CRISPR talk with my kid this morning.  Sigh.

Taking shots and getting hammered is what got us into this mess, man.

I honestly don’t know if I would be able to continue on if I lost my wife and little girl and the thought of ever experiencing an ounce of what he’s going through is turning my stomach.  Just an absolute tragedy

It was 75% drummed up to these levels to gain interest in this season of Hard Knocks, which sucks btw.

Inject this straight into my veins. I need this saga to be drawn out as long as possible, bringing the Raiders, AB, and everyone else past their breaking points. I need panicked public statements, I need social media meltdowns, and I need Jon Gruden turning shades of red that even Deadpsin couldn’t photoshop. I love…

*kneehilist

For much of my life after a good joke, I’ve wondered if I HAD to suppress a laugh for decorum or to save a life, could I do it? Surely yes, right? I read this comment (stupidly) during a lull in a very important meeting with senior executives. I bit my lip, dabbed tears from my eyes and made every attempt to control…

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”