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*The dimmest Bulbasaurs.

It's all part of Arena's master plan of underperforming now so the USMNT can be disappointing later in time for World Cup!

COMMUNITY… SOCKS?

Alright, Not The Real Game Theory.

I get a monthly stipend from the CIA for undergoing that Pac-Man torture experiment.

Good Will Writing

As a bitter Kings fan, NEVER. Hard to fail when you have the best player of all time with MJ and two top 20 or so players of all time in Kobe and Shaq on the same team playing for you all in their primes.

Crazy-Ex Girlfriend approximates the cult status fairly well in terms of being critically acclaimed, a sort of weird concept that limits broader appeal, and the non-zero chance it could be canceled before its done that causes fans to be protective and passionate about it.

Covfefe for Predisent 2020

Occam's Blazer Presents: An Octopus Pie Retrospective

Sean Spicer: "My Muslim ban, he mean we should stop Muslim ban…dits from committing crimes like this on American soil. It's all part of Operation Covfefe as we've discussed before. Next question."

Covfefe: The Tremendous Pokemon. Strangely defensive of its oddly parted fur, their noxious spewing is quite toxic to all those who oppose it and the surrounding environment.

Nolan really went the extra mile with Dunkirk.

But


my padding




is so




subtle.

Covfefe is a solid pokemon for sure, despite Negative Press not being the best signature move.

Wanted will be fantastic!

But did you follow that men?

Soylent Green should have never been bought out by them.

I'm still whiling away at MBMBaM with the ridiculous goal of getting caught up by the end of the year and now somewhere in September 2013. I'll eventually get on the TAZ wagon.

Car Boys (RIP) and now Touch the Skyrim fill the inexplicably-artful-video-game-tomfoolery shaped hole in my heart that was empty since the heyday of Breaking Madden and NBA Y2K.