I got a job!

If Parappa the Rapper and the Final Pam had a kid, it would be Turbovicki.

Yes!

Why isn't Dirk Gently about Dirk Nowitzki?

He didn't even mention us!

♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ I shot the serif, but I didn't shoot the k e r n i n g. ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪

Bumpcollege
Trumpcollege
Trump University

I hope they spend a week going over Obama's birth certificate!

It will be sad to see Obama age another eight years in the next two months.

Don't e so hard on yourself, Dave. I hated you well before President Trump was a thing!

To be fair, you can sleep in a library.

ctrl-alt-delete right.

*Claire de Lune begins playing softly*

Paging bongoes and others: The latest Car Boys ep, posted as of 10 minutes ago!
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Can't blame him, really.

Using the sledgehammer on Busto 2.0 released Trump into our dimension.

https://twitter.com/JoelEmb…

Ironic Twist: Obama moves to Kenya to avoid Trump.

Sad!

I've been offline all day. Everything is still terrible, right?