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Of course I face Derek Carr the one week he's better than Tom Brady.

Well, clearly he is a Two at best.

aka Tony Hue's number.

Narwhal is a mammal, Semi.

I don't know, that other name has a ring to it.

I mean, you ARE friends with Semi.

A Treehouse of Horror-style Halloween pun experiment went totally wrong.

Of course I benched Blake Bortles this week.

OF COXSWAIN

BLAM

They're also Steelers fans, which is certainly not me.

Good. I like to think he caused the Big Bang.

I hope Busto consumes our universe.

With the addition of Iron Man, I sincerely hope Car Boys becomes part of the MCU.

Scott Joplin's lawyers are pretty intense.

Enemynarwhal is a person, Quirky. Show some respect!

The spookiest Marx brother.

Selkies are NOT an ELITE cryptid!

I like the idea of lake monsters, especially how pretty much every large body of water has one. There's Nessie, of course, but others like Champy (Lake Champlain, Tessie (Tahoe), Chessie (Chesapeake Bay).