I think the games are simultaneous so results of one match don't affect the competitiveness of the other. Like depending on the result of one match, a team in the other might only need a draw to advance, or not need to win at all. Or a team could be out regardless of the result and have no reason to play.

Wales up 2-0. Russia worst.

Hi Stingo, do you work for Lying Cat? If not, your avatar in in violation of international law and you should replace it with something else.

Right now I am developing scenarios in which Portugal doesn't advance past the group stage because that would be hilarious and the Ronaldo salt would be delicious. The most feasible one is Austria beating Iceland by a goal, and Hungary beating Portugal by two goals, with Iceland finishing ahead of Portugal by goal…

"What do Nietzsche and Invader Zim have to do with football tactics?"

This is why you need Narwhal to coach the national team.

"Romania needs to be more adventurous."

I'm glad Chile got the extra point.

6-0. Vargas with 4!

Chile is beating Mexico 5-0. El Tri-ed, El Di-ed

That PK was a ludicrous display.

Watching Argentina-Venezuela to help mentally prepare for US-Argentina and the USMNT's very likely defeat.

*jonx bounces off post*

Christialol Ronalol Portulol

I get slightly concerned when football announcers talk glowingly of "aggressive right wingers."

Not Niceland. :'-(

What is she in for? Eating bagels after 8 pm?

*Defend, defend, defend.

SIGURDSSON NICELAND

How unexpected and thus humorous!