When in doubt, blame Bill Cipher.

To be fair, everything is more interesting than Mischa Barton.

I didn't know Magnitude owns a TV channel now. Good for him.

Well, not being a Cubs fan is a good source of pride.

But aren't you a White Sox fan? When have you ever not been bummed? (Aside from 2005.)

However, I was able to read some Utena commentary and analysis, which was fun.

Fixing my computer to consume more pop culture in the future!

Rob Liefeld is the greatest artist of our time.*

For Valentine's Day, here are some competitive strategies for the incredible pokemon that is Luvdisc.

They should have all the coaches and assistants play in the second half. I demand to see Coach Pops' solid fundamentals in action!

I'm on it. https://38.media.tumblr.com…

⋛⋋( ՞ਊ ՞)⋌⋚ WE'RE GOING 2/2, BABY! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Two years ago today Twitch Plays Pokemon became a glorious, wonderful thing. Am I exaggerating when I say it is one of humanity's finest achievements? Of course I am. But in another, much more accurate way, I am not exaggerating at all. And forever and always ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ PRAISE HELIX ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Tiiime Machine!

SOUR CREAM IS ESSENTIALLY A MORE CONFUSING YOGURT

COFFEE IS HOT BEAN JUICE—I'M NOT MAKING A CRITICISM SO MUCH AS A REMINDER

Tired of the GOP debate, I'm catching up on some Bernie thoughts: https://twitter.com/berniet…

Stingo? I guess he died from debate poisoning. RIP in GOP, Stingo. :'-(

I know SC has a primary, but

Coded racism in the sense of people using the word "password" as their password.