Yes. If Trump loses she's fired. You're all fired!

Your mom, lololololol

THE SEA IS VERY GOOD.
THE SETTING SUN IS BEAUTIFUL!
THE SEA IS WIDE.
VERY…VERY WIDE!

Much like how Hawaii won the last Sports Final 5-0!

Sorry, I am too busy watching tonight's Sports Final to reply.

Apparently, I watch SPORTS FINAL. Wasn't the SPORTS FINAL last weekend great? How about that [PLAYER] on [TEAM] who won by [FINAL SCORE]?

As in being allergic to shirts? Yes. Yes I am.

ISN'T IT SHUIJUN JUST?
I SAW A BIT.
AS IF I FEEL HE RUNS ON THE SEA.
HE IS BEAUTIFUL, STATELY
AND CAN PASS THROUGH THE CITY QUICKLY
HE IS AMAZING.
I WANT TO SEE HIM CLOSELY
GOOD I WILL CHALLENGE HIM,
LET HIM TO ADMIT ME.

Rachel Bloom is decent, but she's no White Josh.

How does this effect all of our NHL fantasy goalies?

Don't you remember when you broke into my house to delete the photo from my phone?

Perdisqusment?

Ha, the joke's on you! I'm too full of self-loathing to ever text anyone!

I left my wife for a prostitute. *sobs*

Damn. The episode was a sheer and utter wave of self-inflicted emotional mutilation with Father Brah, hair metal, textastrophes, fondue and the ghost of Steve Jobs and so much more! Not a single wasted moment/shot/scene/line/whatever. Everything work individually and altogether. Rachel Bloom as Rebecca Bunch is a…

I left my wife for a prostitute. *sobs*

Yeah, those are the best kind of taxes.

I am a 6 years old daughter of Satan, beautiful and mature.

That is not a nice thing to say about Amy Schumer, Ege!

I like them this much.