This year's halftime show.

Chinaman? I didn't know she was so racist!

We eye-fuck television.

No wonder the population of Buffalo is shrinking.

Anything that creates more Steelers fans is creepy.

Well, that and being well past their prime.

The Good Wife is the Peyton Manning of TV shows.

The Steagles.

An only slightly less homoerotic celebration of American culture than the Tonys, who we all need to watch with Rachel Bloom.

This game could be the last opportunity for Peyton-style Manning Faces. Let's look back on his…unique visage: www.manningface.com/

I'm I the only one who wants an Up With People reunion during the halftime show? Probably!

Nice to see Larry "The Final Sacrifice" Csonka is still alive and doing well.

Christie is pretty good at not maintaining bridges between people or places.

But Barack Obama knows exactly what he's doing!

Do all the gimmick accounts get along? Does Clint Eastwood's Chair like donuts?

"POTUS? NOT US." - GOP field.

Nah.

Clearly he was sexually repressed and you could have helped him with that. ;-)

So did you guys bang, right there on the floor?

But in the state of Florida, you are legally required to watch at least one football game a year.