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Chris Christie knows his own name! So electable!

But this is moldy store-brand pudding that doesn't even taste good!

Palin tried her best to do that and Trump still finished second!

Do the debates even matter? Ted Cruz won in Iowa and he is a week-old bowl of pudding personified.

Now, now Gussie. FSU is a fine institution that is not a joke!

But they do serve crab legs! I didn't know Beyonce was dating Jameis Winston now!

Weird or crypto-Stingonian?

I'm pretty sure that's Ben Carson.

According to Beardsley, the two were having an “intellectual debate” about abortion one day, when she disclosed that her mother had once ended a pregnancy. “I remember telling him [that] my mother had two children, they really couldn’t afford to have another child, they really would have struggled. And it was a very

Akinator guessed Subway when I was looking for Starburns. Not bad, I suppose.

Yes!

Well, Wikipedia wasn't totally wrong then. Good job, internet!

Breaking into Hollywood is tough. Cary Grant had 12 boyfriends before he finally got famous!

Phrasing! ;-)

If you write fanfic, everyone is anyone's boyfriend!

With all this blasphemy, Danny Pudi must be channeling "Messianic Myths" vintage Abed.

"You need to do the right thing." As in, cancel Dr. Ken and do the Community movie.

I can't imagine Danny Pudi not with Alison Brie or Brie Larson or Alison Brie Larson.