Hopefully in the game there are shiny Ricks and Mortys that look like Lemongrabs.

Beautifully written revelations of living in New York.

I don't know…Pearl in the past has built a fence to keep people out.

"Night is whatever you want it to be; time is an illusion." Sour Cream gets it.

More like Kensucky, amirite???

Steven's shapeshifting and, uh, ageshifting seems to be strongly tied to his mental state. Maybe (hopefully) with some time and practice he can gain some mastery over it, like with his bubble and shield.

More random awesomeness:

What was your theater's policy on magical pink lions?

- The A.V. Club

Jindal is well on his way of turning Louisiana into one large Ocean Town.

“I watched some episodes of a torrid soap opera once, so I’m confident that I get the gist of romance."

"And if you think we can't, we'll always find a way!"

First Obama and now Connie wants to be president??? More like President Jihadswaran!!1!11!! #Beachghazi

And the genesis of Mayor Dewey crushing on Pearl, of course.

If they think Steven Universe is so bad about it, watching Adventure Time would kill them.

…and in that vision Marcy said to me: "Suspencer, my good friend. My everlasting bro. You have more to offer the world than just an exquisite biweekly zine on men's fashion." (Currently on hiatus.)

AMPAS is trying to reach out to unrepresented members of film industry.

୧༼ಠ益ರೃ༽୨Get this genre claptrap out of the cinema! ୧༼ಠ益ರೃ༽୨

Here's mine!

Related, a fun sight gag is that one food vendors at the Boardwalk is called "Wiener in Hand."