I give CSI: Cyber's lack of programming knowledge my highest grade: C++.

If ISIS is poetry, is not poetry also ISIS?

I get it. It's all good!

Lloyd didn't specify what kind of All-Star game, so Darko Miličić could appear in the All-Stars of Wrestling Game!

You like FJM and are using All-Star game appearances to measure player performance? Fuck the heck?!?

You never know… If Detlef Schrempf can be on P&R, then Kristaps Krinzingis could like Community! I usually dislike or am ambivalent towards NYC teams on principle, but the more meaningful games played at MSG the better.

It's just four Patriots and I'm only starting both LaFell and Amendola because Odell Beckham Jr. is on a bye. So I'm not that insane. Just a little!

Noah and Solomon are both good picks in the Old Testament fantasy league for Square Cubits Built/Book and Exotic Animals Obtained.

Stewart did work out well! As did the Carolina defense. Washington Lolskins.

God forbid there's an openly gay man in a movie about lesbians!

Solve.

"Vaguely gay psychic love guru" is the new "manic pixie dream girl."

Hey SG, about that Cam Newton trade…YOU'RE WELCOME!

The Whistling Choir Death Match Championship could have happened if Glee lasted one more season. I'm glad PB made it past regionals!

"Good news, Finn! I've managed to make my people horrifying!"

"One Night in Sexy Bar…-ology"

Really, I'd like to imagine my spouse being neither a malevolent impostor nor a serial killer, but that's just me!

I Know Why the Nic Cage Sobs

Not having seen it yet, I hope it includes the entire cast and crew burning an effigy of the Cancellation Bear.

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