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"Well, if you want these lumps, you gotta put a ring on it! Where's my ring?! I knew you liked me, Finn. That's why you're running! Get in touch with your feelings, babe!"

Cthulhonian

"To Cut a Woman's Hair" is one of my favorite episodes so far! Hilarious, awkward, vaguely sexual. It's everything I could ask for!

I assume no one talks about me because my intelligence, handsomeness and virility cannot be described using mere words!

"Uh, Jake… you don't really focus at all."

Biz Markie was really the voice of Snorlock? Awesome.

But they ruin my hose!

Fantasy is making me care waaay too much about November basketball.

Don't Trust the B—— in 7 WTC

What about Tall S.H.E.I.L.D. No Pym panties?

Knowing Disney's scheduling, even with the show being over soon, we won't see the final episodes for another 5 years!

The Braves had such a high margin for error in the NL East with the lolMarlins, the Phillies being in the midst of an overdue rebuild, the Nats possible continued underperformance with Dusty Baker and Mets pitching possibly regressing and losing free agents.

My mistake to the 'Phins fan(s) out there. Miami would be tied for first in the AFC South at 4-5!

I lumping missed LSP's Quinceañera. :'-(

"Nobody sucks the life out of my penguins except me! And maybe polar bears because that's just nature, Gunter."

Excellent. I love me some PB!

My LIFE is huge and fraught with emotional stakes in the form of animation!

It's hard for the Chiefs to fail since the bulk of the AFC outside of the Patriots, Bengals, Steelers (with Roethlisberger), is mediocre to worse. Denver's record is good for now, but their defense can only do so much and who knows how Osweiler will do. The Jets, Bills and Raiders are all around .500, but have shown