I think it’s pathetic how people create these silly drinking games. Be it beer pong, flip cup, cards, you name it. Just juvenile. Drinking is supposed to be done alone, from the bottle, in your darkened living room.

“You’re living in the biggest scandal in American history, and ironically it has very little to do with goofball Trump.”

Are these your tax returns Donnie? Lots of red on here. We know that these are your tax returns. We know that you stole the election. Have you ever heard of Vietnam Donnie? You’re entering a world of pain.

if any state does not want to share this information, one has to wonder what they’re worried about?

This isn’t a question. Seriously. Always simply look at whatever Trump said, and the truth is almost always the exact opposite.

ignore the flesh egg in the background and zoom in on them sweet pinstripes

I live in chigger-country and appreciate being able to go outside my house without being eat up with bug bites. Also: snakes love high grass, so I’d also like to walk in my lawn without fear of stepping on one of those as well. Lastly, I like to actually go outside and do stuff and not have ass-high grass all around…

“I want to go to a game, but not a home game. Instead I’ll pay hundreds of dollars for a flight, get a hotel, blow all my money and then go to a football game when we’re completely hungover. Then fly back on a Monday.”

He could trim the budget, but then they wouldn’t get bowl games.

Doesn’t seem like such a raw deal to me. In Mark Davis, Las Vegas certainly got bangs for their buck.

Not shaming Democrats who voted for her. I’m also not shaming Democrats to who didn’t vote for her and are okay with Trump (if any such Democrats exist).

The sins of the father are not the sins of the son. We should shower him. With praise.

There is one irrefutable, terrifying fact about the 2016 election that no amount of hand-wringing will change:

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.

I’d be tempted to buy it seeing how fast Austin is growing. And dirt isn’t being made anymore.

My girlfriend and I were denied entry to LEGOLand Atlanta because we did not have a child with us. Nor would they let us borrow a child from the lobby. But they do have an adult night on Thursday evenings. 

GoPro is dead. They will be out of business in less than 1.5 years.

By the way, C is the only letter in YMCA that is not symmetrical, which makes it the trickiest letter of the bunch. Makes you think.

Did....anybody else see Reek? That was the most R-rated thing I’ve ever seen in Lego.