DC area got a lot harder snowfall when I was a kid, and the meteorologists seem to err on the side of caution after dropping the ball on predictions in the not so distant past. Snow storm in the late 90s dumped a decent amount of snow, which turned into a 2 inch sheet of ice that blanketed the area for a solid week…

LOL true, and I probably should’ve expected a reply like this. Yes, Syracuse’s winters are worse, as are those in Massachusetts, Minnesota, Manitoba, Siberia, Antarctica, and a host of other places. Still, DC isn’t the tropics, and it has an actual winter. Got a lot more snow and more often when I was a kid, but…

No when you retire, you are technically still under the teams roster for your contract period. If he retires he can’t play this upcoming season he would be able to play where ever in 2018. It’s a weird loop hole that they closed but no you can’t retire than un-retire within the span of a season.

Washington practice facility

“Nice suit.”

That’s good. Stay in your bubble. It’ll all be fine. Everything’s fine since you’re not personally affected. Nothing to see here....

I beg to differ that human nature isn’t all that different that it was in 1932.

I guess you didn’t notice that the same people that “voted for Trump” and will be getting screwed by him are the same ones that voted for Obama and were screwed by him.

Correct. That’s what friction does. I’m guessing some road, after his tires blew out, a curb, the drainage ditch and most likely, both Austin’s feet planted firmly on the brake pedal while he screamed like a little girl all slowed him down considerably before he took flight.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

I’m still dying to know who that is in the front left. Man, he needs a punching.

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

Matt Purke looks like he only plays baseball ironically. Sort of like he wants to go back to the minors because nobody’s heard of the team he was playing on.

Correction: Image shows service attendant refilling blinker fluid- completely non-combustible.

Challenge Accepted.

CP at any price. This may be the ugliest truck on earth.

First, there is such a thing as Mentos gum. My kids go batshit crazy at Target when they see it and I don’t buy it for them. Here’s some Juicy Fruit, assholes.

1. Al. Al? AL! Do you really think Mentos are gum?

I think Trump has a pretty strong password. Something like:

Once legal weed sweeps the nation, they’ll call those bags what they are: ounce bags.