How on earth is Aces or Outlaws not being used?!

I’d be pretty upset if I found out that my co-worker was a cookie.

Hopefully ESPN doesn’t use Lupica to host Sports Reporters now. That is one of the only shows left with some dignity.

hey Janice!

I agree. The range of outcomes is too vast to say that it’s the best. It’s streaky is what I’m saying. Some sub-rolls are terrific. Others awful. Lots of better, more consistent options.

What about Naan?

yeah. who the hell wears socks in the house?

This dude needs to be on the NSA and CDC watch list ASAP. If you can’t aim, use toilet paper, sicko!

That’s ...repulsive. My wife would cut off my balls if I knowingly tracked piss around the house and put my feet on the couch.

Ciabatta: for when you want to dry out your mouth AND not taste the ingredients of your sandwich!

Ummm....you forgot fried chicken breast as a viable sandwich bread...

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

Kitchen sink: [falls off, shatters]

But twenty years later, which would you rather have: Some batting gloves or a story about the time you got burned by a major leaguer?

Leading Red Gives Message to America’s Children: “Get Cancer”

Nintendo Worker A: “Oh, man. We don’t have any major title for the Wii U’s holiday season. What do we do to rake in cash?”

I’ll add that although I think this is rad (and adorable), what we really need is a mini-SNES, ideally one that lets you play/buy any SNES game. I’d pay good money for that.

Totally worth it just for Startropics.

There are also “vegetarian fur coats” made from road kill.

I am half joking, but a divorce may be necessary.