The mid-engined 1991 Audi Quattro Spyder Concept didn’t turn into anything, but it sure looked good. It’s like an R8 but 15 years early.

Just some advice.

Congratulations, Mr. Kyle Critchnau, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Lamborghini which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finds the highway.

Welcome to Congressional Cacophony, a new feature on The Slot about House and Senate races that really, really matter.

Traffic clogging is an understatement. This new stadium is going to be a nightmare. The funny thing is, there’s literally nothing wrong with Turner Field (current home of the Braves) and by moving this monstrosity of a stadium to Cobb County, the core of the Braves fans will no longer be attending games. The traffic…

The Yard Goats played home games at Dodd Stadium in Norwich

Pa is trying to get beer in gas stations and now you can buy 12 packs at the beer distributor. The Johnstown flood tax thievery has got to fucking go though.

Since it’s PA, I’m surprised he didn’t get another year on his sentence for not buying the beer on the second Tuesday of the month between 12:30-4:15pm from a licensed beer distributor in a 24 or 96 pack.

They don’t seem to be doing very much passing. Most all road rage is two people being assholes, and one winning. The loser plays the victim.

The only reason I can come up with is to have someone hold your hand on your deathbed...but that’s what hookers are for.

By comparison, the metropolitan museum of art (the second largest art museum in the world, host to over 6 million visitors a year, and over 2 million pieces of art dating back centuries) has annual operating costs of $250 million. The Guggenheim, host to 1 million visitors, has an annual cost of $54 millio and is…

This sounds absolutely insane;

When I was in the thick of my job search I applied to multiple positions here. I can’t imagine they have a high rate of retention given how draining it must be to be in this environment daily.

This is why I love April 1st: The one day of the year everything on the Internet is treated with the doubt the other 364 days deserve.

“...so we’re all in agreement, I have 27 orders of shrimp fried rice, 3 orders of egg rolls, 5 crab ragoons, extra soy and sweet&sour sauce, right?

The new owners should move the fighting to the streets or some other exotic locales, like an Air Force hangar or a Japanese Bathhouse.

Good to know the Catholic Church's PR firm continues to get work.