I've worked at several banks, from local to regional to gigantic, and it's the same attitude toward some of the clean-slate startup banks (the ones usually started by laid off and/or disgruntled former executives). It's the same attitude there — the dinosaurs want to continue to justify their wastefulness, so they…

It’s group think ego. I’m in finance and I see it all the time. We lost a bid because we refused to go any cheaper. Our CEO’s opinion was “how could anyone do it cheaper than us” and “why would they?” All while I’m sitting in the corner saying.. yeah. ok.

I’ve composed a poem/insane person rant using all of Drew’s all caps words:

Only if it came with a driver.

Or a VW Golf.

Yeah, I don’t see him driving a Porsche. Maybe a Caddy would fit him better.

Yes they are all under the Don King local 1931 out of Cleveland.

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

As a Pennsylvanian, it means we are slowly coming out of the Stone Age.

All the while there’s actually huge problems with opiate pain killers and friggen heroin, yep:(

“I’ll have a cheeseburger, Frenchfries, and the ice cream sundae... Oh, and a vanilla milkshake.”

PAWHBLAHR SAEHNDUHVAWL NEEDS TAH LAY AWF THA BREWS JOHST LOIKE OWAH BUDDY BIG MURPH

Not surprising that he has only one walk and zero runs, though.

“Sandoval has one walk and no hits in seven plate appearances this season.”

“Given the size of the patient, in order to perform a vertical banded gastroplasty, we’re going to need some sort of big dig”

-Mass Gen consulting physician advising Red Sox staff

Just get some seltzer and baby aspirin and boom! Zima time!